"So, do you want to go to Ryder cup next year? It's right after the wedding!"
"Well if it's free, why not?"
"It's not free! What made you think that?"
"I thought you said you just apply for tickets?"
"Yeah, you apply to get in the lottery to be able to buy tickets."
"So you're just applying for the privilege to buy tickets? How much are tickets?"
"£100. Each."
"Whaa??"
"For a day."
"WHAT?! For just the golf. It's not like there's any bands playing."
"Yeah, but it's a whole day! From 7am to..."
"FROM. SEVEN. AM?! So I have to pay £100 to get up at 7 in the mor..."
"No, no, no... we'd have to wake up much earlier than that! It's a 3 hour drive to Wales."
"... you're not a very good salesman."