With no pesky Thanksgiving to get in the way, we can get right down to it:
Although I do plan on hosting my own little Thanksgiving dinner here. I'm sure that a table full of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pumpkin pie for my new friends will counteract me running around the table (drunk on wine and faint from slaving over a stove) yelling:
"This is when we told your King George to piss off! woohoo!"
"Um I believe that's more 4th of July..."
"Piss off anyway!! I mean, anywansmorecrambrysauce?"