I subscribe to this blog called Ohmythat'sAwesome and one of the fun posts they make are the ones that feature anonymous catalog hotties, for example BR polo shirt guy and most recently Adidas board shorts dude. Yes those are my comments, shut up.
And I get this idea in my head to search out more anonymous catalog hotties because... well I don't know why except I tend to follow through on goofy ideas.
So I go to Macy's and egads, it is obvious this will not be easy.
Ewwwwww.
A little more hunting provides slightly more favorable results.
And then I stumble across spit-coffee-on-keyboard laughter.
Are you freaking kidding me with the sweatband?? Sue your modeling agent, pronto.
But none of them prepared me for this: Holy WTF.
This is just so wrong on so many different levels. Firstly, the jacket with no shirt? And my head implodes trying to contemplate the meaning of that tie. And hey, HEY, HEY, watch your hands there buddy.
Just what are they trying to sell at Macy's these days?