A couple of weeks ago my coworker received an interesting forward. It's a little excel sheet and if you type in your name, it tells you what your ideal job is. The results ranged from software engineer to farmer to exotic dancer.
My ideal job? Satan.
Yeah you know, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Evil Incarnate, etc.,etc...
I know I haven't been to church in a while but day-am, that's harsh. My dad once told me my name meant "skin like a peach" but apparently it really means "destroyer of man". I knew I should have changed my name when I got my citizenship.
Here is the file if you're interested in having like 2 minutes of fun. Go ahead and put my name in and you will see I'm not a liar. I guess I need to work on that job skill.