The setup - Labour government has just done something bordering on incompetence.
Tory MP: We would do so much better if you just gave us a chance!
Tory MP: Well we totally wouldn't do what they just did! By GOSH no! Hurf durf durf.
BBC4: What would you do instead?
Tory MP: Yes, they are totally incompetent. Shameful. They're doing it wrong. We'd never do that. Hurf durf.
BBC4: What. Would. You. DO?!
Tory MP: Ummm... Not what they did?
BBC4: Ok whatever. The time now is 8 minutes to 9. Boop boop boop beeeeep.