So I'm sure I'm not the first to let you know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had their baby, who the media gratingly insists on calling the "Tomkitten". Because you know, the couple was called Tomkat so their baby should naturally have the infant form of the... anyways...
But I am sure I am the first person to sheepishly admit that I kind of, sort of, begrudgingly, like the baby's real name, Suri.
It's very disconcerting to find that the dingbat couple named their kid something decent and really almost cute and Apple's momma, who I thought was less weird (except for her annoying habit of breaking into an English accent when she is nowhere near the set of Emma), well she goes and named her other one Moses. MOSES.
Let me summarize:
Weird media hog couple names child Suri Cruise, practically poetic.
Under the radar couple names their kids Apple Martin and MOSES MARTIN.
Excuse me as I experience a moment of dissonance.