Inspired by an at-work-covert-chat-session
You may have heard about the UrbanDictionary. Pretty cool resource. How else would I find out about such jewels as slow your roll?
ie."Slow your roll homie, I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha."
(I am so going to work that sentence when the opportunity presents itself.)
I also love that they finally found a word that rhymes with orange (as distasteful as it is).
And then there's just freaking funny entries.
I can see myself actually saying this because I am annoying like that.
Language is a fluid, subjective, dynamic creature, which may be why I love words and find it interesting to see how they're used. Definitions are not fact but a matter of perspective. (My ideal job doesn't sound so bad now)
I humbly submit for review:
- A condition in which the patient proclaims a zest for life, packs their schedule with activities, and scoffs at all forms of romance, but all the while are secretly afraid that they have a chronic syndrome, so they drown their sorrows in knitting and vodka tonics.
- A person who has fallen victim to the state of coupledom. They are most easily recognized by a growth resembling another person that accompanies them in almost all social activities. Despite declarations of contentment, they secretly envy the capricious lifestyle of the Onesie just a little bit.
- Every guy's fantasy... or nightmare, depending on the ratio.